Hmmph....by the way, guess what was found and NOT in my poop? Uh-huh, the RING! Mommy best be feeling bad about that one...hmph, checking my poop, accusing me of being a thief, pointing the finger with false accusations.
The only way to make this better is . . . peanut butter. Yes, lots and lots of peanut butter for me. I wouldn't mind a bone or two...some extra kibble in my breakfast and dinner portions...a new toy...an extra day at Camp.
Ohhhh I'm soooo gonna drag this pity party out! *** grumbling *** Hmph...thief.
Gonna go back to sleep, now that I got that off my chest.
Luv,
Cooper
Friday, February 26, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
A puggle in hiding
Is there such a thing as the animal protection unit? If anyone knows, i NEED to know about it...that or, does anyone know if the Patriots allow puggles to apply for their team? Mom says I could prolly make millions as a linebacker. Right now I'm hiding under my bed cause I am afraid mom might try to find an appendage or something like that to hang me out the window with. I couldn't help it. I really wanted to try out her flashlight.
Let me start from the beginning. So I guess mommy lost her ring earlier. And trust me, I have been accused of stealing it. Mommy has even gone as far as checking my poopies for her ring. Crazy mommy. Anyway, that is not the point here...I am fearing for my life because she got out her flashlight to look under my couch...cause I guess silly mommy thought I would hide it under there. Anyways, she was leaning over to get on her hands and knees to look, and I saw my chance, my moment to steal her flashlight and try to look for the ring myself (I forgot where I hid it). So as she leaned forward, I lept, I ran as fast as I could and accidentally my head hit mommy's she fell backward and the light was finally mine. I was so proud of myself. I took that light and Immediately started to look for her ring. I still can't find it. But then I got worried cause mommy started crying and wouldn't get off the floor. Now she looks like she has a crooked face...it's kinda blown up on one side...but if anyone sees mommy, the official stance is that she looks beautiful and nothing looks the matter. Ok? Do we have an agreement?
Ok everyone, I'm gonna go try to say sorry to mommy so she will let me sleep in my bed tonight.
sleep well.
Luv,
Cooper
Let me start from the beginning. So I guess mommy lost her ring earlier. And trust me, I have been accused of stealing it. Mommy has even gone as far as checking my poopies for her ring. Crazy mommy. Anyway, that is not the point here...I am fearing for my life because she got out her flashlight to look under my couch...cause I guess silly mommy thought I would hide it under there. Anyways, she was leaning over to get on her hands and knees to look, and I saw my chance, my moment to steal her flashlight and try to look for the ring myself (I forgot where I hid it). So as she leaned forward, I lept, I ran as fast as I could and accidentally my head hit mommy's she fell backward and the light was finally mine. I was so proud of myself. I took that light and Immediately started to look for her ring. I still can't find it. But then I got worried cause mommy started crying and wouldn't get off the floor. Now she looks like she has a crooked face...it's kinda blown up on one side...but if anyone sees mommy, the official stance is that she looks beautiful and nothing looks the matter. Ok? Do we have an agreement?
Ok everyone, I'm gonna go try to say sorry to mommy so she will let me sleep in my bed tonight.
sleep well.
Luv,
Cooper
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Yesterday I had the best time in the whole world! I went up North, and visited a new friend. His name is Scotty and he is a sheltie. His mom and dad is Mary and Tim, and they are Karen's family. When we pulled in the driveway I was star struck I tell you! He looked like my hero - Lassie! He did indeed. 
When I first met Scotty, he was on his leash and we were outside in the driveway. Mary, his mom said it was good to let Scotty meet me outside rather than in the home for the first time so it was equal ground. Equal? There is NOTHING equal about me. It's all about me me me. Anyway, I wondered if he was gonna eat me, because he has a really long mouth with a lot of teeth, as you can see here. I was a little camera shy here, but then Scotty told me to "man up" and I opened my eyes for another picture as you can see.
We had gone one a long walk down this snowy trail. It was so much fun! Scotty goes off the leash with his mom sometimes, but his dad Timmy never seen him off his leash so he was a little worried. Scotty did really well, and stayed with me all the time. We ran and jumped and did so much on that long trail. I ran after snowballs, and we even pooped and peed in unison! Go Figure!
Before our walk, I stole Mary's calzone off her plate when she was busy in the other room. Well, look - I'm starving! Remember the "D" word? I went there and Mary had great food! Yep, she sure did. There was salad, calzone and pizza! Not to mention, she had pre-packed a DOGGY BAG just for me from Scotty! This place was great and I wanna go back again soon.
I think Scotty and I will be great friends for a long time. He taught me some things, and I taught him some things. On our long walk, he told me he was a bit worried about the "snip" operation, and I told him it wasn't so bad because I had it done last month. I think I reassured him and he felt better about it. I told him the worse thing was the dang lampshade, but he said he might be able to weasel out of that one if he shows enough cuteness to Mary and Tim.
Anyway, I was just weally weally weally excited to play with Scotty, and fell asleep all the way home. I was dog tired I tell ya.
Scotty man, you tell your mom to get you hooked up with blogging buddy. It's lots of fun. You get to have loads of fun sharing your life with other dogs, and humans too! Plus, the bestest part is you get to squeal on your parents through your blogging! Hee Hee.
Gotta go and annoy my mom now.
Love,
Cooper
When I first met Scotty, he was on his leash and we were outside in the driveway. Mary, his mom said it was good to let Scotty meet me outside rather than in the home for the first time so it was equal ground. Equal? There is NOTHING equal about me. It's all about me me me. Anyway, I wondered if he was gonna eat me, because he has a really long mouth with a lot of teeth, as you can see here. I was a little camera shy here, but then Scotty told me to "man up" and I opened my eyes for another picture as you can see.
We had gone one a long walk down this snowy trail. It was so much fun! Scotty goes off the leash with his mom sometimes, but his dad Timmy never seen him off his leash so he was a little worried. Scotty did really well, and stayed with me all the time. We ran and jumped and did so much on that long trail. I ran after snowballs, and we even pooped and peed in unison! Go Figure!
Before our walk, I stole Mary's calzone off her plate when she was busy in the other room. Well, look - I'm starving! Remember the "D" word? I went there and Mary had great food! Yep, she sure did. There was salad, calzone and pizza! Not to mention, she had pre-packed a DOGGY BAG just for me from Scotty! This place was great and I wanna go back again soon.
I think Scotty and I will be great friends for a long time. He taught me some things, and I taught him some things. On our long walk, he told me he was a bit worried about the "snip" operation, and I told him it wasn't so bad because I had it done last month. I think I reassured him and he felt better about it. I told him the worse thing was the dang lampshade, but he said he might be able to weasel out of that one if he shows enough cuteness to Mary and Tim.
Anyway, I was just weally weally weally excited to play with Scotty, and fell asleep all the way home. I was dog tired I tell ya.
Scotty man, you tell your mom to get you hooked up with blogging buddy. It's lots of fun. You get to have loads of fun sharing your life with other dogs, and humans too! Plus, the bestest part is you get to squeal on your parents through your blogging! Hee Hee.
Gotta go and annoy my mom now.
Love,
Cooper
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
NOOOOOOOOO the "D" word!
Today was the worsest day of my whole life! My mom brought me to the vet because she said I was putting out some nasty looking poop. It is true that my appetite for my dog food was a little poor the past few days, but sheesh - now the vet goes and reduces my food intake! What the heck? I go to see the Doctor for smelly flatulence and a nasty looking poop and suddenly I'm thrown upon that terrible scale and my mom told that I am 3 lbs. over my weight. THREE POUNDS! Big deal! It was Valentine's Day last weekend, PLUS I got my acorns snipped. Dang it, someone give me a break here!
Anyway, I knew it was bad, but nothing could have prepared me for the portion of dinner I received tonight. I only get 1/3 of a cup of dry food in the morning, and 1/3 in the evening - count em - that is only 2/3 cup of food a day! PLUS - - *whining* I am not allowed to have anymore beef bones, treats, or peanut butter.
*Hiding my eyes with my paws and sobbing into the pad at the bottom of my crate* WHY ME? Why must I go on a diet for three dang pounds? It isn't fair! If I go to camp more often I know that I can drop the 3 lbs without dieting.
I knew this day would come - Ugh.
I suppose I should try to sleep.
*Closing my laptop*
Anyway, I knew it was bad, but nothing could have prepared me for the portion of dinner I received tonight. I only get 1/3 of a cup of dry food in the morning, and 1/3 in the evening - count em - that is only 2/3 cup of food a day! PLUS - - *whining* I am not allowed to have anymore beef bones, treats, or peanut butter.
*Hiding my eyes with my paws and sobbing into the pad at the bottom of my crate* WHY ME? Why must I go on a diet for three dang pounds? It isn't fair! If I go to camp more often I know that I can drop the 3 lbs without dieting.
I knew this day would come - Ugh.
I suppose I should try to sleep.
*Closing my laptop*
Monday, February 15, 2010
I WUV Valentine's Day!
I wish that every day was Christmas morning and Valentine's day! Every morning I would wake to wrapped gifts that I can tear the paper off - have I told you how much I wuv tearing paper? Toilet paper...paper towels...tissues...Mom's Nursing books...Mom's homework...Money...yep, anything! Anyway, I would get toys every day and then I would get these AWESOME pupcakes every night!
I have the bestest Mom in the whole wide world - she spoils me so much!
Today, Karen took me to go and play with two other dogs that Ness is in charge of watching today. I was a little nervous because I went on a LOOOOOONG ride. I thought maybe I was trying to be returned to where I was purchased. I was worried because I didn't know where Mom was, but then I found out later she was in school all day long.
So, I got to play with Dory who is a cute golden retriever. She and I played quite a bit. I stole her stick and her ball right from under her nose! I think I came across as quite impressive really. I got very tired, and only came home for a short while before I was wisked off for a bath and nail trimming. Sheesh! It's hard to be a puggle some days.
Okay, so I'm off to watch a show on polar bears.
Luv,
Cooper
Saturday, February 13, 2010
I think I'm bulimic! Yesterday, I ate and threw up. It has happened before too. I know I'm not fat, so it isn't like I am one of those puggles that is worried or anything. In fact, I've become more muscular because of the workout at Camp! I know my mom loves me just the way I am, and even if I did put on a little weight, she wouldn't love me any less. Still though, I don't want to be getting sick, so I hope I won't become bulimic.
I got to have a meaty bone tonight. Mom brought me a meaty prime rib bone that she had leftover from dinner. I was SO happy to have a cooked bone with meat on it. Don't get me wrong, I drool over the frozen raw beef bones that I get, but this one was amazing! It would be even more wonderful if mom brought me to dinner so I could eat the WHOLE prime rib right off the plate. I could put on my bestest outfit as seen here. Ahhh, maybe one day.
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and I bought a Valentine for mom. I got her a box of Russell Stover Chocolates with a doggy picture on it, and I also taped a valentine to it. Then I got a Reese's peanut butter candy heart. She likes Reese's. I had a little help getting the stuff, but it is still gonne be a surprise. I'm still contemplating whether to give a valentine to the lady across the hall. I haven't seen her in a while. I hope she hasn't run off with someone! Oh, my little heart coudln't take it.
Anyway, gonna bring my toy to Mom and make her hold it for me so I can chew on it better.
Luv,
Cooper
I got to have a meaty bone tonight. Mom brought me a meaty prime rib bone that she had leftover from dinner. I was SO happy to have a cooked bone with meat on it. Don't get me wrong, I drool over the frozen raw beef bones that I get, but this one was amazing! It would be even more wonderful if mom brought me to dinner so I could eat the WHOLE prime rib right off the plate. I could put on my bestest outfit as seen here. Ahhh, maybe one day.
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and I bought a Valentine for mom. I got her a box of Russell Stover Chocolates with a doggy picture on it, and I also taped a valentine to it. Then I got a Reese's peanut butter candy heart. She likes Reese's. I had a little help getting the stuff, but it is still gonne be a surprise. I'm still contemplating whether to give a valentine to the lady across the hall. I haven't seen her in a while. I hope she hasn't run off with someone! Oh, my little heart coudln't take it.
Anyway, gonna bring my toy to Mom and make her hold it for me so I can chew on it better.
Luv,
Cooper
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
I'm an OFFICIAL "Camper" !!!!!!
OH MY GOSH! I had the bestest time at Camp Bow Wow! I went for my interview, and I was a bit hesitant when the woman tried to take me in for my interview. I was looking back towards my mom as I resisted being taken by my lead. Mom came with me, and then I knew it would be okay.
Once I was inside, I started to see other furry little folks like me romping around in this large play yard. So I thought, "heck this place isn't so bad after all." Before I realized it, Mom had left. I was okay though, because in no time I was out in that big play yard. They put me with some small dogs at first, cause they probably thought a little 6 month old like me couldn't handle the big league. Ha! In no time I graduated to the pen with the bigger dogs.
From what I hear, Mom went home and watched me on the camera! How on earth did she do that I had wondered. Ahhh, the more I thought about it, the more I remembered all these camera's in the ceiling. Apparently Mom can see me from her computer. Ugh! Now I can't hit on any of the girly dogs there - I did see one I kind of have a crush on. She's kind of cute. Mom caught me trying to ... er...yeah, when she came back to get me about four hours later mind you. I was having so much fun. I didn't want to go home! I was however, happy to see her.
Anyway, I came home and I don't have a clue what has gotten into me, but I can't seem to stay awake. I got up long enough to chew on a new bone, and then it was back to my blanket and off to puppy dreamland for me.
I sure hope I get to go back to Camp Bow Wow soon! I just WUV that place soooooo much!
Luv,
Cooper
Once I was inside, I started to see other furry little folks like me romping around in this large play yard. So I thought, "heck this place isn't so bad after all." Before I realized it, Mom had left. I was okay though, because in no time I was out in that big play yard. They put me with some small dogs at first, cause they probably thought a little 6 month old like me couldn't handle the big league. Ha! In no time I graduated to the pen with the bigger dogs.
From what I hear, Mom went home and watched me on the camera! How on earth did she do that I had wondered. Ahhh, the more I thought about it, the more I remembered all these camera's in the ceiling. Apparently Mom can see me from her computer. Ugh! Now I can't hit on any of the girly dogs there - I did see one I kind of have a crush on. She's kind of cute. Mom caught me trying to ... er...yeah, when she came back to get me about four hours later mind you. I was having so much fun. I didn't want to go home! I was however, happy to see her.
Anyway, I came home and I don't have a clue what has gotten into me, but I can't seem to stay awake. I got up long enough to chew on a new bone, and then it was back to my blanket and off to puppy dreamland for me.
I sure hope I get to go back to Camp Bow Wow soon! I just WUV that place soooooo much!
Luv,
Cooper
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Did I mention I love bones?
Did I mention how much I LOVE bones? I am not sure if I got the whole idea across last night when I blogged but they are the most best things in this entire world. If I could have a bone every hour of every day, then I would be the bestest puggle in the whole entire world. Mommy says something about my tummy being a bit sensitive but I don't think so. I just love bones. Everyone needs to talk mommy into giving me more. Ok? Leave comments here and I'll be sure to have my mom check them out.
In other news, I got a new collar. My mom says it makes me look very handsome. I'm not sure...I just know it it just as annoying as the last one she had. These humans that I play with all the time are so funny. They think a silly collar is gonna make me more handsome. Don't they know I'm the prettiest puggle in the world? That's why I'm gonna get pofessional photos taken.
Oh and another thing, I have been doing really good lately training my mom to give me more tweats. Every time I go potty on the piddle pad she gives me another lamb lung. Well, I've learned that if I go pee pee a little bit at a time then I get more and more lamb lungs. Silly mommy. I've got her trained.
Ok guys, see ya later, I gotta go cause more trouble.
Peace,
Coop
In other news, I got a new collar. My mom says it makes me look very handsome. I'm not sure...I just know it it just as annoying as the last one she had. These humans that I play with all the time are so funny. They think a silly collar is gonna make me more handsome. Don't they know I'm the prettiest puggle in the world? That's why I'm gonna get pofessional photos taken.
Oh and another thing, I have been doing really good lately training my mom to give me more tweats. Every time I go potty on the piddle pad she gives me another lamb lung. Well, I've learned that if I go pee pee a little bit at a time then I get more and more lamb lungs. Silly mommy. I've got her trained.
Ok guys, see ya later, I gotta go cause more trouble.
Peace,
Coop
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Bones Rock!
I'm so lucky! I got to have a BIG bone last night, and got to still play with it today! I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it! It was like the bone I got to have back in Provo, but this time I didn't have to protect it from cousin Spike.
I like Provo SO much. Why? Well, it seems that every time we go there Mom lets me do things that Spike is allowed to do. For example, I got to have a empty plastic coke bottle to play around with - and I never got to do that before I took my first trip to Provo. Mom couldn't believe that I had MORE fun with the plastic bottle that was basically free, than I did the abundance of toys she had bought me which were more pricey. Hee Hee. I can't help it, I like plastic bottles!
Then, I got to have these really neat lamb lung treats that Grammy gives to Spike, and so I got to have those now too! AND...yep, I'm not finished yet...the BONE!!!!!! I got to have a bone when I was in Provo, and so now I get to have a bone at home too.
I'm hoping we can go back to Provo soon so that Grammy and Spike can give my mom some more great ideas - cause that means MORE for me! :-)
BTW, why is it that dogs aren't allowed to play with the TV remote? My mom is always scolding me when I run off with it. I don't get it! It's on the table where I can reach it, so why can't it be for me too? I'm a firm believer in sharing, so what up with that?
Anyway, Valentine's is coming up and I hope mom doesn't forget me. Do you think she will? I hope not. I heard through the bonevine that there are some special valentine cookies for us canines at the local pet shop. I'm gonna cross my paws that Mom gets one for me!
Gotta go annoy Mom now.
Peace,
Cooper
I like Provo SO much. Why? Well, it seems that every time we go there Mom lets me do things that Spike is allowed to do. For example, I got to have a empty plastic coke bottle to play around with - and I never got to do that before I took my first trip to Provo. Mom couldn't believe that I had MORE fun with the plastic bottle that was basically free, than I did the abundance of toys she had bought me which were more pricey. Hee Hee. I can't help it, I like plastic bottles!
Then, I got to have these really neat lamb lung treats that Grammy gives to Spike, and so I got to have those now too! AND...yep, I'm not finished yet...the BONE!!!!!! I got to have a bone when I was in Provo, and so now I get to have a bone at home too.
I'm hoping we can go back to Provo soon so that Grammy and Spike can give my mom some more great ideas - cause that means MORE for me! :-)
BTW, why is it that dogs aren't allowed to play with the TV remote? My mom is always scolding me when I run off with it. I don't get it! It's on the table where I can reach it, so why can't it be for me too? I'm a firm believer in sharing, so what up with that?
Anyway, Valentine's is coming up and I hope mom doesn't forget me. Do you think she will? I hope not. I heard through the bonevine that there are some special valentine cookies for us canines at the local pet shop. I'm gonna cross my paws that Mom gets one for me!
Gotta go annoy Mom now.
Peace,
Cooper
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Camp Bow Wow
WOO HOO! I get to go to Camp Bow Wow next Wednesday so I can be interviewed to be a camper there. They will see how I interact with the other campers, and if I get along well, then I get to spend some time there each week while Mom goes to school. They have an indoor and outdoor play area, and Mom can even log onto the internet and watch me on one of their webcams. I was looking over Mom's shoulder, and I saw that they also have "overnight" camp, but I'm not interested in that in the least. I have never been left anywhere without my mom, and I don't want to either - so I sure hope Mom didn't notice that option!
Anywaysss, I'm very excited about camp! I'll let everyone know how that goes after my interview. I'm going to do my VERY best to behave. It will be hard, but I'm gonna really REALLY try.
I'll have to bring my LL Bean backpack with me. :-))))
Bye,
Cooper
Anywaysss, I'm very excited about camp! I'll let everyone know how that goes after my interview. I'm going to do my VERY best to behave. It will be hard, but I'm gonna really REALLY try.
I'll have to bring my LL Bean backpack with me. :-))))
Bye,
Cooper
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
I'm Gonna Be A Big Star!
My mom got an email couple of weeks ago from my personal trainer that was meant to teach me to behave - yeah right. Anyways, the email was in reference to professional photographer who is doing a photo shoot for Blue Seal Feed Company. Well, I was really really REALLY disappointed when I didn't find the "Puggle" on the list of breeds that they were looking to do a photo shoot with for the company.
But, because I'm soooooo handsome as my mom always tells me, she submitted some photo's of me.
Can I brag now? It's not official yet, but the photographer said that although my breed was not on the list, the pictures were great and he is forwarding some of them along anyway. He asked mom if I would be available a week from this coming Monday, for about three days to do a formal photo shoot if I was chosen!!!! Imagine that! Me a star!
As for the prize for the winner; I don't care about money or nothing, I just hope the prize is treats for the rest of my canine life! Imagine all the girly dogs that are gonna be knocking on my door after my picture goes out to the world? OoOo LA LA, I best get some new puppy cologne and clean my crate out.
I'll let you know if they end up being as smart as my mom was when she picked ME!
Bye bye -
Cooper
PS: I pulled out my best clothes JUST in case they pick me for the photo shoot! Like my suit?
Monday, February 1, 2010
No More Lampshade!
Give me high paw! I finally got that lampshade off me! YAY for me!
Yesterday, I got to go for a walk in these parklands that is a few towns away from where I live. It was really fun. I got to see another dog that was also bringing his human friend out for a walk, and him and I chased one another around. It was tons of fun. When I got back in the car to go home, I fell asleep - I was DOG tired! I even slept really well throughout the night too.
Mom wasn't feeling so well today. She woke up with a very sore back, but she went off to school anyway. I had crossed my paws all morning hoping that she was gonna play hookey and stay home with me, but it just didn't happen that way. I am counting the days until the weekend when Mom isn't in school and doesn't have to work. I love weekends, cause I get to spend a lot of time with her, and we do fun things.
Don't know what I did to deserve some new toys, but Mom bought me like FOUR new toys. Yep, I been counting them. She's been giving me a new toy each night since Friday, and tonight was my last new toy.
As I was writing this, Mom got me really really mad. She is eating Reese's Pieces, and I wanted some, but she wouldn't share. I got a hold of one, and realized that in Reese's Pieces is....PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE! It was shortly after this epiphany, that I got scolded for trying to climb all over her to get a hold of the rest of them. Before I knew it, my butt was in the crate! If I could, I'd call my grandma and ask her if I could come visit...for a LONG time, cause them Mom would feel bad alrighty - yep, she sure would. She's just lucky I can't call my grandmother and squeal.
*yawn* I'm getting a little tired now. I'll write more soon.
Cooper
Yesterday, I got to go for a walk in these parklands that is a few towns away from where I live. It was really fun. I got to see another dog that was also bringing his human friend out for a walk, and him and I chased one another around. It was tons of fun. When I got back in the car to go home, I fell asleep - I was DOG tired! I even slept really well throughout the night too.
Mom wasn't feeling so well today. She woke up with a very sore back, but she went off to school anyway. I had crossed my paws all morning hoping that she was gonna play hookey and stay home with me, but it just didn't happen that way. I am counting the days until the weekend when Mom isn't in school and doesn't have to work. I love weekends, cause I get to spend a lot of time with her, and we do fun things.
Don't know what I did to deserve some new toys, but Mom bought me like FOUR new toys. Yep, I been counting them. She's been giving me a new toy each night since Friday, and tonight was my last new toy.
As I was writing this, Mom got me really really mad. She is eating Reese's Pieces, and I wanted some, but she wouldn't share. I got a hold of one, and realized that in Reese's Pieces is....PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE! It was shortly after this epiphany, that I got scolded for trying to climb all over her to get a hold of the rest of them. Before I knew it, my butt was in the crate! If I could, I'd call my grandma and ask her if I could come visit...for a LONG time, cause them Mom would feel bad alrighty - yep, she sure would. She's just lucky I can't call my grandmother and squeal.
*yawn* I'm getting a little tired now. I'll write more soon.
Cooper
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