Well, I don't know about you guys, but this week is sure going by SLOW. I hate that lampshade so much. I can't scratch my neck, and mom isn't always around to scratch it for me, so life is just a bummer right now. Mom says that Dr. Rose advised her to keep it on for TEN days. If we count last Thursday when I had the operation, then that would mean Saturday "should" be my last day wearing it. For some reason though, I am thinking mom might not count Thursday, and then that means I have to wear it Sunday and off Monday. Ugh. Not fair I say.
Mom has to work tonight, so my dogsitter is going to be here to keep me company. I guess life isn't so bad, because not all puggles get to have their own sitter. I've got it all planned out - the night that is. I'm going to misbehave SOOOOOO bad that she gives me my toy that's filled with peanut butter to occupy me. Hee Hee. They think that they are training me, but really I am training them. LOL!
Oh, and on a REALLY high note, I got my first comment from another puggle that is following my blog. *blushing* Her name is CoCo, and I added her as a friend. She said I am "handsome." WOO HOO! Zip-a-dee-doo-da I still have it!
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
I'm in love...
I'm in love...YEP! There is a neighbor lady across the hall and she is BEAUTIFUL! Every time she sees me, when I am on my way to do my "duty" outside, she stops to say hello.
Yesterday, when I was going down the stairs, she was on her way up the stairs and we met on the landing. I could see that special look in her eye when she had bent down to my level - you know the look I'm talking about. So I broadened my chest a bit and looked all manly. I could see she was VERY impressed with my pecs. I made sure my ears were perked, and I gave her a slight smirk. Yep, I was totally buffed and looking good. Everything looked promising until.......Ugh! Mom squealed and told her that I was just "fixed" as she put it! Dang it Mom! You ruined everything. We were going to get married and have beautiful little babies. But NOOOOOOOO you had to go and tell her - and now...now I'm sure that she won't be as interested. Ugh...I just hope she doesn't start to have a crush on the dog that lives on the other side of us.
The only way you can "fix" this mom, is call Dr. Rose and get my "acorns" back.
Yesterday, when I was going down the stairs, she was on her way up the stairs and we met on the landing. I could see that special look in her eye when she had bent down to my level - you know the look I'm talking about. So I broadened my chest a bit and looked all manly. I could see she was VERY impressed with my pecs. I made sure my ears were perked, and I gave her a slight smirk. Yep, I was totally buffed and looking good. Everything looked promising until.......Ugh! Mom squealed and told her that I was just "fixed" as she put it! Dang it Mom! You ruined everything. We were going to get married and have beautiful little babies. But NOOOOOOOO you had to go and tell her - and now...now I'm sure that she won't be as interested. Ugh...I just hope she doesn't start to have a crush on the dog that lives on the other side of us.
The only way you can "fix" this mom, is call Dr. Rose and get my "acorns" back.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Lost My Acorns!
I'm a dog's dog. You know what I mean? I was hanging by the time I hit 3 months of age! Oh, and they really weren't acorns...more like walnuts...more like - - well, you kind of understand what I'm trying to say right?
I was scared this morning. I kind a knew things weren't going right when Mom took a left out of the complext instead of a right. Right is "right on" and left...well it isn't usually anything very pleasant, cause that is where my Dr. is..."to the left, to the left," you know that song right?
So, finally the doctor drags me unwillingly to the scale while Mom was busy checking me in I guess. I beared down as much as I could with my paws and claws, but it didn't matter much. She still got my bum on that scale... 27.2 lbs. "SHHHH" I try to tell her, "My mom is already getting me prepped for the Biggest Loser here lady...sheesh!"
Then, without even knowing what happened next, she took me into the backroom and I never saw my mom until much later. The doctor removed my collar, and then left the room. I was like "Hey...hey there, where are you going with that? That has my mom's phone number on it in case someone dognaps me, or I go missing!!" I started to get a little nervous when I didn't see my mom.
I don't know what happened to the whole day...but...before I realized it the day was pretty much gone, and the only thing I knew was I HAD NOT EATEN BREAKFAST! I was not a happy puggle I'll have you know. But boy...was I SO happy when I heard my mom out in the front of the office. SHE CAME BACK! I thought to myself. I knew my mom would...she would never have just left me off like that. Matter of fact, when she was paying yet another HUGE bill, I heard something about a "chip." Yep, I got a chip that they put somewhere inside me. I don't know if they made me eat it when they were operating or something, cause I don't remember it. But alls I know, is if I get lost - I get found. :-)
As I was leaving, I was trying valiantly to get someones attention - "Hey...hey everyone down here, remember me? The jokes over okay? Sure, maybe it was a little funny when someone decided they were going to make me look like a lamp and put a shade on my head, but I'm going home now and I don't want it anymore." No matter what I did, apparently it wasn't going to matter any...nope. Somehow I ended up in the car with Mom AND the dang lampshade too!
Later, I was lucky enough to have my dog sitter watch me while mommy went off to work. She has a 12 hour shift, and my dog sitter offered to stay overnight with me on the air mattress - which I thought was very nice of her. She watches me a few nights a week when mom has to work so that I don't have to stay in my crate all that time until mommy comes home. I sure wish my mom didn't have to work, but that is how I get to have a nice place to live, and good health care too.
Anyway, I'm gonna try to amuse myself with the Kong. My lampshade is off for now because I'm being supervised - heavily! Hee Hee. I'll behave, cause its much better to have it off me. Though, I did hear something about ten days. Rutroo....nooooo ten days would just kill me! I sure hope I heal fast and then maybe mom can spring me loose in like 7 days. :-)
Okay, gonna run now...I mean crawl.
Love,
Cooper
I was scared this morning. I kind a knew things weren't going right when Mom took a left out of the complext instead of a right. Right is "right on" and left...well it isn't usually anything very pleasant, cause that is where my Dr. is..."to the left, to the left," you know that song right?
So, finally the doctor drags me unwillingly to the scale while Mom was busy checking me in I guess. I beared down as much as I could with my paws and claws, but it didn't matter much. She still got my bum on that scale... 27.2 lbs. "SHHHH" I try to tell her, "My mom is already getting me prepped for the Biggest Loser here lady...sheesh!"
Then, without even knowing what happened next, she took me into the backroom and I never saw my mom until much later. The doctor removed my collar, and then left the room. I was like "Hey...hey there, where are you going with that? That has my mom's phone number on it in case someone dognaps me, or I go missing!!" I started to get a little nervous when I didn't see my mom.
I don't know what happened to the whole day...but...before I realized it the day was pretty much gone, and the only thing I knew was I HAD NOT EATEN BREAKFAST! I was not a happy puggle I'll have you know. But boy...was I SO happy when I heard my mom out in the front of the office. SHE CAME BACK! I thought to myself. I knew my mom would...she would never have just left me off like that. Matter of fact, when she was paying yet another HUGE bill, I heard something about a "chip." Yep, I got a chip that they put somewhere inside me. I don't know if they made me eat it when they were operating or something, cause I don't remember it. But alls I know, is if I get lost - I get found. :-)
As I was leaving, I was trying valiantly to get someones attention - "Hey...hey everyone down here, remember me? The jokes over okay? Sure, maybe it was a little funny when someone decided they were going to make me look like a lamp and put a shade on my head, but I'm going home now and I don't want it anymore." No matter what I did, apparently it wasn't going to matter any...nope. Somehow I ended up in the car with Mom AND the dang lampshade too!
Later, I was lucky enough to have my dog sitter watch me while mommy went off to work. She has a 12 hour shift, and my dog sitter offered to stay overnight with me on the air mattress - which I thought was very nice of her. She watches me a few nights a week when mom has to work so that I don't have to stay in my crate all that time until mommy comes home. I sure wish my mom didn't have to work, but that is how I get to have a nice place to live, and good health care too.
Anyway, I'm gonna try to amuse myself with the Kong. My lampshade is off for now because I'm being supervised - heavily! Hee Hee. I'll behave, cause its much better to have it off me. Though, I did hear something about ten days. Rutroo....nooooo ten days would just kill me! I sure hope I heal fast and then maybe mom can spring me loose in like 7 days. :-)
Okay, gonna run now...I mean crawl.
Love,
Cooper
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
DIET?!
I KNEW IT!
Didn't I just say last night that I was worried about being thrown on that Biggest Loser show?
Well, they say it starts in small steps. I heard the worse news this morning! Mom said, "There won't be any dinner or snacks after 8pm tonight." GRRRRRRRRRRR. She said because of that "terrible" thing that is going to happen to me on Thursday, that I can't have food - but I think it's a cover. I think this is the first step of that dreaded word DIET! Yep, I knew this was inevitable.
*Whimpering* This is SO much bigger news than even that Brown and Coakley contest, cause that doesn't affect me one bit - NO SIREE not one bit. Where is FOX News when I need them? I need to reach out to the American people, or even international people and let them know of this serious crisis. Hmmm...that thing over there that they seem to pick up, dial, and talk to people...maybe I can figure out how to use it.
I'll let you know.
Didn't I just say last night that I was worried about being thrown on that Biggest Loser show?
Well, they say it starts in small steps. I heard the worse news this morning! Mom said, "There won't be any dinner or snacks after 8pm tonight." GRRRRRRRRRRR. She said because of that "terrible" thing that is going to happen to me on Thursday, that I can't have food - but I think it's a cover. I think this is the first step of that dreaded word DIET! Yep, I knew this was inevitable.
*Whimpering* This is SO much bigger news than even that Brown and Coakley contest, cause that doesn't affect me one bit - NO SIREE not one bit. Where is FOX News when I need them? I need to reach out to the American people, or even international people and let them know of this serious crisis. Hmmm...that thing over there that they seem to pick up, dial, and talk to people...maybe I can figure out how to use it.
I'll let you know.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Biggest Loser
By the way, I'm nervous right now. Mom watches The Biggest Loser. I'm on the sofa and trying to type inconspicuously to you - my followers. Wait, do I have followers? I don't know. Anyway, I think Mommy might send me to the Biggest Loser. I don't want to go though, but she thinks I'm fat. I'm not - really. I'm afraid of Jillian. I have a nightmare that she ties my leash to the treadmill and puts it on really fast, and raises the incline and then....leaves for the night! Rutrooooo....I need to send that thought right out of my puggle head, cause I will have terrible dreams tonight. I hope Mommy doesn't send me to the Biggest Loser...I hope Mommy doesn't send me to the Biggest Loser....I hope Mommy doesn't...yeah, you get the idea.
Night Night...
Night Night...
Tuesday, January 19th
Hmph...I'm back in Massachusetts and I'm missing my cousin Spike something awful. I can't eat...I don't want to play... *sigh * All I seem to want to do today is sleep.
Oh, and I'm also hearing things being said about this Thursday that I DO NOT LIKE. I'm thinking its best that I stay in my crate on Thursday and bunker down. I wonder if I could tie together all the tiny pieces of string that I've pulled off the ball of string toy that my mom bought for me and maybe make it long enough so I can tie myself to my crate? Hmmm....I'm going to have to give that some more thought.
Until next time...It's a Dog's Life!
PS: I got to go for a ride in the car this morning! Mom picked up the Soobroo or something like that, and it was all fixed. The ride was much better than it has ever been!
Oh, and I'm also hearing things being said about this Thursday that I DO NOT LIKE. I'm thinking its best that I stay in my crate on Thursday and bunker down. I wonder if I could tie together all the tiny pieces of string that I've pulled off the ball of string toy that my mom bought for me and maybe make it long enough so I can tie myself to my crate? Hmmm....I'm going to have to give that some more thought.
Until next time...It's a Dog's Life!
PS: I got to go for a ride in the car this morning! Mom picked up the Soobroo or something like that, and it was all fixed. The ride was much better than it has ever been!
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