Is there such a thing as the animal protection unit? If anyone knows, i NEED to know about it...that or, does anyone know if the Patriots allow puggles to apply for their team? Mom says I could prolly make millions as a linebacker. Right now I'm hiding under my bed cause I am afraid mom might try to find an appendage or something like that to hang me out the window with. I couldn't help it. I really wanted to try out her flashlight.
Let me start from the beginning. So I guess mommy lost her ring earlier. And trust me, I have been accused of stealing it. Mommy has even gone as far as checking my poopies for her ring. Crazy mommy. Anyway, that is not the point here...I am fearing for my life because she got out her flashlight to look under my couch...cause I guess silly mommy thought I would hide it under there. Anyways, she was leaning over to get on her hands and knees to look, and I saw my chance, my moment to steal her flashlight and try to look for the ring myself (I forgot where I hid it). So as she leaned forward, I lept, I ran as fast as I could and accidentally my head hit mommy's she fell backward and the light was finally mine. I was so proud of myself. I took that light and Immediately started to look for her ring. I still can't find it. But then I got worried cause mommy started crying and wouldn't get off the floor. Now she looks like she has a crooked face...it's kinda blown up on one side...but if anyone sees mommy, the official stance is that she looks beautiful and nothing looks the matter. Ok? Do we have an agreement?
Ok everyone, I'm gonna go try to say sorry to mommy so she will let me sleep in my bed tonight.
sleep well.
Luv,
Cooper
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