This is a week of confessions, so I figured I better put this one out there before my mommy taddles on me. So, yes, the twuth is, I LOVE going to camp. It is so fun and also my lover Cabella is there which makes me even happier. But weally, if I had the choice to make for myself, I would pwolly have mommy come and be with me at camp all the time.
If it was legal in this state, I would pwolly wanna marry mommy instead of Cabella. Let me explain. First off, I alweady sleep with her. Tuesdays are my favorite days because mommy doesn't go to school until later in the day, so if I pwetend like I am being a good boy, mommy will let me snuggle with her in bed all morning while she does her homework so I don't have to go in the cwate. This schedule works out well for me as I am still a little tired after a day at camp on Mondays...when mommy is gone all day long and it makes me really sad.
Observe, that is me and mom in bed...well, mostly just me cause mom had to take the picture. But still...I love her soo much. Secondly, besides sleeping with mom, she feeds me. And gives me tweats when I go potty in the right pwaces. She is the bestest mommy in the world and I hate it when she goes to school or work. But she loves me so much she makes sure that my friends come over to play with me and make sure I go potty so I don't have pwoblems in my cwate.
Finally, even when I am a bad boy...which I am sorry to say is more often than not, mommy still loves me and hasn't twaded me in yet for a newer model. Pwobably because I'm so cute.
Ok weaders, now that I have this confession off my chest, it's off to bed I go. Mommy is alweady getting the bed warm for me. See, I told you she loves me!
Love,
Cooper
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