Lost My Acorns!

I'm a dog's dog. You know what I mean? I was hanging by the time I hit 3 months of age! Oh, and they really weren't acorns...more like walnuts...more like - - well, you kind of understand what I'm trying to say right?

I was scared this morning. I kind a knew things weren't going right when Mom took a left out of the complext instead of a right. Right is "right on" and left...well it isn't usually anything very pleasant, cause that is where my Dr. is..."to the left, to the left," you know that song right?

So, finally the doctor drags me unwillingly to the scale while Mom was busy checking me in I guess. I beared down as much as I could with my paws and claws, but it didn't matter much. She still got my bum on that scale... 27.2 lbs. "SHHHH" I try to tell her, "My mom is already getting me prepped for the Biggest Loser here lady...sheesh!"

Then, without even knowing what happened next, she took me into the backroom and I never saw my mom until much later. The doctor removed my collar, and then left the room. I was like "Hey...hey there, where are you going with that? That has my mom's phone number on it in case someone dognaps me, or I go missing!!" I started to get a little nervous when I didn't see my mom.

I don't know what happened to the whole day...but...before I realized it the day was pretty much gone, and the only thing I knew was I HAD NOT EATEN BREAKFAST! I was not a happy puggle I'll have you know. But boy...was I SO happy when I heard my mom out in the front of the office. SHE CAME BACK! I thought to myself. I knew my mom would...she would never have just left me off like that. Matter of fact, when she was paying yet another HUGE bill, I heard something about a "chip." Yep, I got a chip that they put somewhere inside me. I don't know if they made me eat it when they were operating or something, cause I don't remember it. But alls I know, is if I get lost - I get found. :-)

As I was leaving, I was trying valiantly to get someones attention - "Hey...hey everyone down here, remember me? The jokes over okay? Sure, maybe it was a little funny when someone decided they were going to make me look like a lamp and put a shade on my head, but I'm going home now and I don't want it anymore." No matter what I did, apparently it wasn't going to matter any...nope. Somehow I ended up in the car with Mom AND the dang lampshade too!

Later, I was lucky enough to have my dog sitter watch me while mommy went off to work. She has a 12 hour shift, and my dog sitter offered to stay overnight with me on the air mattress - which I thought was very nice of her. She watches me a few nights a week when mom has to work so that I don't have to stay in my crate all that time until mommy comes home. I sure wish my mom didn't have to work, but that is how I get to have a nice place to live, and good health care too.

Anyway, I'm gonna try to amuse myself with the Kong. My lampshade is off for now because I'm being supervised - heavily! Hee Hee. I'll behave, cause its much better to have it off me. Though, I did hear something about ten days. Rutroo....nooooo ten days would just kill me! I sure hope I heal fast and then maybe mom can spring me loose in like 7 days. :-)

Okay, gonna run now...I mean crawl.

Love,
Cooper