DIET?!

I KNEW IT!

Didn't I just say last night that I was worried about being thrown on that Biggest Loser show?

Well, they say it starts in small steps. I heard the worse news this morning! Mom said, "There won't be any dinner or snacks after 8pm tonight." GRRRRRRRRRRR. She said because of that "terrible" thing that is going to happen to me on Thursday, that I can't have food - but I think it's a cover. I think this is the first step of that dreaded word DIET! Yep, I knew this was inevitable.

*Whimpering* This is SO much bigger news than even that Brown and Coakley contest, cause that doesn't affect me one bit - NO SIREE not one bit. Where is FOX News when I need them? I need to reach out to the American people, or even international people and let them know of this serious crisis. Hmmm...that thing over there that they seem to pick up, dial, and talk to people...maybe I can figure out how to use it.

I'll let you know.