Oh brother, guess where I am off to this afternoon? The Doctor office. Mom says that because I keep shaking my head and scratching at my ear that I have to see the doctor. I mean, it would have NOTHING to do with the fact that two weeks ago, I got hauled off to some roadside drive thru type of bathing dive where she ended up using this so called "organic" ear cleaner that they had which caused me to immediately break out in my ear after she used it - prompting her to dash off to the car for benadryl while I stood helplessly attached to the dog table.
So, now because I shake my head I can't go to camp! I'm not happy about that in the least. To make matters worse, she isn't even going to take me to the doctor - hmph. Instead, my dog sitter is going to take me while mom pulls an extra shift. I guess I'm costing a REAL lot of money since she got me, so she is trying hard to make ends meat...I mean meet. ;o)
Anyway, I just hope mom is overreacting! Cause I want to go to camp tomorrow. Now she wonders if I got fleas from camp - which I DID NOT. I will sign an affadavit saying so. I also grew an extra nipple since I been to camp, so now I gotta find out why that happened. It's weeeeealllly big and weallllly pink. I am thinking of getting a nipple ring if it stays that big. Might as well make good use of it right? Then again...it might hurt though. It sure did when Mommy tried to pop the dang thing. It didn't go over too well - I ran. I'm still not talking to her.
Okay, gotta go in my cwate cause Mom is getting ready to leave. I won't see her until maybe midnight tonight. :-(
Luv,
Cooper
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Hi Cooper!!!! It's CJ!!!!
ReplyDeleteAn extra nipple? How on earth did you manage to grow that? AND....what's up with your Mom squeezing it?? That must have hurt weally bad. I would not recommend the nipple ring however. Uncle Kevin got that done and he was in so much pain that he could not even drive his truck because every time he hit a bump he said bad words. Some I had never even heard before!! So buddy, think long and hard about that nipple ring!!
I started puppy school last weekend. My Mom said I was a very good boy, but I was sooooo tired when I got home. I waited to be put up on my couch and I slept all afternoon. It was alot of work playing with all those other pups. Some were scared and just hid under the chairs, but I couldn't wait to run around and play. Mom kept holding me back and made me sit beside her. I just wanted to explore. I wonder if this is what going to camp is like, but for the whole day!!!!!! Maybe when I'm a big boy like you I will get to go to camp too.
Hope you are felling better buddy....see ya at the fire hydrant!!
CJ