I'm in love...

I'm in love...YEP! There is a neighbor lady across the hall and she is BEAUTIFUL! Every time she sees me, when I am on my way to do my "duty" outside, she stops to say hello.

Yesterday, when I was going down the stairs, she was on her way up the stairs and we met on the landing. I could see that special look in her eye when she had bent down to my level - you know the look I'm talking about. So I broadened my chest a bit and looked all manly. I could see she was VERY impressed with my pecs. I made sure my ears were perked, and I gave her a slight smirk. Yep, I was totally buffed and looking good. Everything looked promising until.......Ugh! Mom squealed and told her that I was just "fixed" as she put it! Dang it Mom! You ruined everything. We were going to get married and have beautiful little babies. But NOOOOOOOO you had to go and tell her - and now...now I'm sure that she won't be as interested. Ugh...I just hope she doesn't start to have a crush on the dog that lives on the other side of us.

The only way you can "fix" this mom, is call Dr. Rose and get my "acorns" back.